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Oh Shit, Not Again: A Slippery Abduction Bag

$20.82

Color: Black

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A vibrant sci-fi scene unfolds as a sleek alien spaceship hovers above a dark, starry sky. A brilliant beam of light captures a startled human mid-abduction, lending an air of urgency and absurdity to the encounter. Bold, irreverent text overlays the image with "OH SHIT NOT AGIAN" and "PLEASE USE LUBE THIS TIME," adding a humorous twist that hints at a recurring cosmic mishap. The mix of futuristic visuals and cheeky dialogue creates an unforgettable, offbeat tableau.

Made from 100% recycled polyester - including fabric, lining, straps, and zipper tape. Features three zippered compartments, dyed-to-match metal pulls, an adjustable waist strap and side-release clip.Dimensions: 5"H x 7.5"W x 2.5"D 
Strap: Adjustable

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