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Cosmic Upgrade: Halt, Earthling! Bag

$20.82

Color: Black

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"Halt, Earthling—your upgrade is pending!" humorously captures an alien's arrival with a commanding yet playful tone. In this imagined scene, the extraterrestrial points its index finger at an unsuspecting human, suggesting a cheeky intervention in earthly affairs. The phrase implies that Earthlings are in dire need of a cosmic 'software update,' blending sci-fi absurdity with a satirical nod to modern life.

Made from 100% recycled polyester - including fabric, lining, straps, and zipper tape. Features three zippered compartments, dyed-to-match metal pulls, an adjustable waist strap and side-release clip.Dimensions: 5"H x 7.5"W x 2.5"D 
Strap: Adjustable

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