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Cosmic Upgrade: Halt, Earthling! Tank Top

$17

Color: Black

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"Halt, Earthling—your upgrade is pending!" humorously captures an alien's arrival with a commanding yet playful tone. In this imagined scene, the extraterrestrial points its index finger at an unsuspecting human, suggesting a cheeky intervention in earthly affairs. The phrase implies that Earthlings are in dire need of a cosmic 'software update,' blending sci-fi absurdity with a satirical nod to modern life.

100% combed ringspun cotton. Unisex sizing and loose drape design for relaxed fit. Heather is a cotton/poly blend

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